Friday, February 23rd 2006, I decided to do a solo move and make my way to the local lounge / bar...HUGO's in Plainfield, NJ. Usually, when I go to the club on my own I am extremely aware of my surroundings.  Hey you never know who you are going to run into and what could happen; we don't call it "Dirty Jersey" for nothing!!!  It's around 10:00 and I get into the spot and settle in.  Of course the first thing I look for is a seat and any familiar faces.  So before I even get a seat this Heineken promo chic comes up next to me and says buy a Heineken get a free T-shirt. Ah hell...I had to buy a Heine...how could I loose on that one!!! As I get my Heine I notice that there is another chic posting up at the bar with a group of her friends; male and female.  She looks at me up and down and says "This seat is available".  Of course I'm going to take that; I'm not going to be one of the jokers standing at the spot.  I can tell this chic is beaming me down while I'm sipping on my brew...so I get a double shot of Hennessey.  I LOVE HENNY!!! About 20 minutes later the same woman that offered me the seat comes up to me and says..."Buy me a drink".  I'm thinking the nerve of this chic!!! She must have some really big ones for her to come out her mouth just like that.  I look at this woman and think...ok...she's fairly attractive...but at the state I was in I guess most women in the lounge would have been super-models.  Nevertheless, I'm just looking at this girl as she talks about her career and how sexy she thinks she is. She looks at me like I'm a 50 dollar bill or something.  I must admit I was looking pretty darn smooth that night!!! So I gave her a card...you know..which one...the official NOBUNZNODRINK.com Card. 
 
She looked at it for a second and put it to the side.  Then she told me that this was her 6th drink of the night and that I should feel special.  I told her that she needed to get a more potent drink.  Then I told her to look closely at the card.  Her beedee eyes got even beedier...she knew what the card said...NOBUNZNODRINK!!! I told her I was PaPaBunz and this is a global movement.  I had to be totally cool about my approach since I did not want to look like a cheap ass.  Sometimes you just don't feel like buying anyone a drink.  Sometimes you just want to sit absorb the area around you...listen to the music...and just chill.  So she got the point that night.  Just because you have long hair...and it's allegedly yours does not mean your getting PaPaBunz to buy you a drink just out the blue!!!