Saturday, January 6th, a couple of high school buddies and I went out to our friend's 30th birthday party.  The party was going down that evening at the 40 / 40 club in Atlantic City.  Atlantic City is about an hour and half away from our stomping grounds.  We all knew it was going to be an over-night experience in AC and a long one at that.  First plan of attack was to get our drinks from the liquor spot before we even stepped a foot into “AC” period!!! Rule of thumb is before you go to the club…get your drinks started so you don’t end up washing dishes, or selling an arm or leg at the bar.  Plus we all know that in the club there are a lot of thirsty looking chics just waiting for guys to buy them a drink or two. That was not the plan at all for our squad.  So upon arriving AC we situated ourselves in our Hotel Rooms at the Howard Johnson.  There was no reason to do anything else but get our drink on, watch the game, and have some hard core laughs reminding us of old times!!! 
It’s around 11:00 PM now and it’s time to get a move on to the club.  Best thing about this club is it’s a sports bar…everyone knows about the infamous “40 / 40” club.   You don’t have to pay to get in…but once you get in that’s when they got you!!! If you come into the club thirsty you can easily spend a good /$100.00 to /$200.00 at the bar, and that’s just on your darn self!!!  Trust me people are looking to see what type of status you have just by the number of drinks you have in your hand, how many chics you have around you, or how many times the waitresses stop by to check up on you.   PapaBunz knows the game and is definitely a seasoned player.  The problem was that before I walked into the club this big ass bouncer took my stack of NOBUNZNODRINK.com cards!!! I was like what the hell@!@!@!@.  Kinda threw a wrench in my game plan.  No problem though I just keep it moving as I had a couple backup cards in my wallet.
We’re in the club and it’s just as I expected there were more people WITHOUT drinks than there were WITH.  So I stepped to the side; I was already grooving from the hotel, started to get my orientation together of who was who and what was where.  I get my starter Hennessy to post up to while catching the vibe of the DJ.  The scenery was definitely on point…there were nothing but thirsty looking chics all over the place.  I pinpointed all the thirsty chics throughout the 1st and 2nd floors like Robo-Cop!!!  They were just hovering over your boy and the homies.  So we basically took a stand with our drinks in hand and got our chill dance steps on…not too crazy but we definitely had the cool guy vibes.  These honies were high-profile chics.  All they wanted was to sssssip and run at our expense.  This one tall honey came up to me looking like she just finished a week of “Survivor Man” the series.  I can’t believe she expected a drink…she even had the nerve to ask the Papa!!!  I slipped her a backup “NoBunzNoDrink” card slowly watched her thirsty eyeballz widen.  She looked at me like what’s this??? As cool as I was for the night I looked at her with a smooth…”No Bunz No Drink”…that’s all there is to it.  She couldn’t argue with that and she kept moving like a disappointed mosquito. Thank God I had my back-up “NoBunzNoDrink” cards.